Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 2

"You… WHAT!?"
That was all that Harry could say at the moment. Ginny just stared with creepy expression and raised eyebrow in her face. Albus Severus' jaw slipped down and he caught fly into his mouth. Lily fell down on floor. And James felt dizzy and went for a nap… In the kitchen, under the sink.

"Oh, guys! Calm down! That was just a joke! No one's really pregnant!" Ron stated and frowned: "Did you forget? Today is 'pretend-that-you-are-bloody-pregnant' day! It was started to celebrate after Harry's victory in fight with You-Know-Who…"

"Oh… Yeah…"
No one has ever heard about that stupid Holiday, but no one wanted to let down a red-haired man.

After few minutes of awkward silence, they decided to eat. Well, actually, the ones, who eat was Ron and Hugo. The others were just staring at plates, and how they got so empty that fast. Weasleys were eating like dragons… Like army of dragons… Like army of dragons, who didn't eat anything at least 20 years…

After dinner, while Ginny was cleaning up the table, picking up pieces of food from ground, and raising everything, that was left of porcelain plates, someone knocked on the door. There were little package, that was carried by big, shiny and dark blue owl. Owl soared away, when James opened the heavy wooden door.

"Huh. Guys! I found something!.."
Family + two rushed to the bright lobby and started to touch, shake and guess, what could be in that mysteriously brown package. Finally, Lily grabbed the box for Ron's hand and opened it up. There was a note, with four letters:

'HELP'